Master Bater

 A much better result than going blind from masterbating.

Chugging

 Sometimes you just have to trick them into compliance.

That Silly Jimmy

 Jimmy is such a jokester. 

In case you didn't notice, I've been on a GIF kick lately.  Is that something I should keep up or go back to more pictures or maybe a 50/50?  Personally I like the GIFs more but thought I'd put it out there.

Christmas Wish

 Sometimes you aren't even aware of what your wish is until you're living it.

Thrift Store Special

 A thrift store find that ends up being a bit better than a velvet Elvis painting.

Clubbing

Still waiting for this to happen...